Les Barker

Les Barker

A short biography from the age of three until nearly teatime.

Les Barker writes strange poems and comes from originally from Manchester, but he's now Welsh. He was an accountant before he became a professional idiot. He's written 85 books, which sell in large numbers at his gigs because people don't quite believe what they've just heard. His poems have spawned a number of folk heroes: Jason and the Arguments, Cosmo the Fairly Accurate Knife Thrower, Captain Indecisive, and Spot of the Antarctic, to name but two.

Les BarkerLes began his career as assistant to Mrs Ackroyd, a small hairy mongrel who lay around in folk clubs, bit people, and became famous. Mrs Ackroyd was the only dog ever to own her own record label. Since her sad demise, Les is mainly a solo performer, though he has taken to working with humans from time to time. The Mrs Ackroyd Band gradually evolved from an ever-changing who's who of the folk scene into a tightly knit, well-rehearsed group. The band are now playing as a trio, without Mr Barker, and will be far more tightly knit and well-rehearsed. Mr Barker's Welsh songs are occasionally performed by a trio of Welsh musicians who have had the good sense to keep him out of the band.

Les has several solo albums to his credit: 'Dogologues', An Infinite Number of Occasional Tables', 'A Cardi and Bloke', 'Up the creek without a poodle', 'Arovertherapy', 'The War on Terrier' and 'Daydream Retriever'. He has travelled the length, breadth and height of Great Britain, as well as Hong Kong, Australia, New Zealand, and - both solo and with the band - the United States and Canada, and has more recently won prizes for his Welsh poetry, including 5 small chairs, a  big one and a stool, and has now completed a DVD of his Welsh poetry with photos and musical accompaniment.

The Mrs Ackroyd Band - supplemented by guest members such as June Tabor and Martin Allcock - has released five albums: Oranges & Lemmings', 'Gnus & Roses', 'Tubular Dogs', 'Yelp!' and 'Dark Side of the Mongrel'.

In addition there are five highly acclaimed albums of his serious work; the folk opera 'The Stones of Callanish', 'Some Love', 'The Wings of Butterflies', Airs of the Dog' and 'Twilight of the Dogs', all involving a galaxy of talent. His serious songs have also featured on albums by Martin Carthy and Dave Swarbrick, and by June Tabor. June invariably includes a smattering of Mr Barker's serious and comic songs in her live performances. The Kingston Trio, and Tom Paxton have also recorded Mr Barker's songs'.

Les and the Mrs Ackroyd Band burst furtively onto national radio with a series of six programmes for BBC Radio 2 entitled 'Mrs Ackroyd explores her roots'. A new, and much larger audience was led in ever decreasing circles by Mr Barker's strange mind. A growing number of radio programmes worldwide are featuring his recorded work. Dr Demento has included the Mrs Ackroyd Band's performance of 'Dachshunds with Erections Can't Climb Stairs' on one of his compilations, and 'Will the Turtle be Unbroken?' on another; and 'Reinstalling Windows' on the next one.

There is also a double CD of Mr Barker's work performed by a vast number of TV & radio personalities, 'Guide Cats for the Blind' and several sequels, 'The Missing Persians File', ‘Top Cat, White Tie and Tails', 'Catnav' and 'Herding Cats.'

What else can one say about Les Barker? He was Old York Victoria's footballer of the year in the season when they finished top of the Altrincham League. He has run a marathon in two hours forty one minutes; but he was younger then. He's very difficult to describe. But there's only one of him. Go and see him (and buy some of his books).

A selection of quotes:-

...he may be the best writer of parodies and wordplays that the English-speaking world has ever heard. - Tom Nelligan, Dirty Linen (USA)

There are subtleties which you didn't notice the first time round, and there are clever puns and turns of phrase so good you look forward to hearing them again. - Caroline Walker, Folk Roots

This man is a genuine genius of comic rhyme who appeals to people of all ages with a truly entertaining family show. I have seen him reduce a whole marquee full of festival goers to a mass of helpless laughter and aching sides. -Ron Ashton, Port Lincoln Times, Australia

Les Barker is the greatest comedy talent we possess.... He's a master at exploiting the idiosyncracies of the English language, weaving in myth and history to build bizarre stories. - Agraman, City Life

The Lancashire monologist equivalent of Tom Lehrer....Scintillating daftness, absurdity run amok. - Ken Hunt, Q Magazine

...his jokes, having slipped the surly bonds of earthly logic, go marching on. - Nick Beale, Folk Roots

This man even sells his own underwear. He was a big hit at the Winnipeg and Vancouver Folk Festivals in the summer with the Mrs Ackroyd Band. Now he's tackling Canada all by himself.
-Steve Edge, Rogue Folk Club

He proved a masterful wordsmith, captivating listeners with his quirky verse and playful personality, touching on occasional tables, snails in a fast food restaurant and dachshunds with erections. His gallery of unlikely heroes included Cosmo the fairly accurate knife thrower, Arnold the Armadillo and Spot of the Antarctic. Truly a prince of the pun and sultan of the surreal. - Jo Laval

Les Barker proves that poetry can indeed be entertaining, dazzling the audience at Artworks with poems from his huge range of published works. His cardigan clad, unassuming manner on stage as he peers shyly at the audience through his spectacles, and his soft Manchester accent delivers the brilliant flow of words and ideas, leaving the listener gasping with laughter. - Gulf News, New Zealand

At his best, he is an inspired genius. The only man who could produce work to match 'Deja vu' was the late great Spike Milligan. - Dai Woosnam

...a piquant mix of hard to categorise skewed humour with purple flourishes. Stories of small animals and large furniture. - Clive Pownceby

...a poetic onslaught of humor and thought....able to go bouncing through ludicrous situations. - Sing Out (USA)

Les Barker is more than silly; he is probably one of the silliest performers ever to grace Godfrey’s stage, and in a way that only a Brit could be silly. Part poetry, part monologue, but surely one of the most side-splitting evenings you can have. If you enjoy hearing the pun elevated to a true art form, this is the place to be. How can intelligence be so damned funny? - Mike Space, Godfrey Daniels (Bethlehem PA)

Cafwyd ychydig o ddryswch pan ddaeth Les Barker ymlaen ar ei ben ei hun i gystadlu yn y "deialog i ddau", ond daeth pethau’n fwy clir pan ymddangosodd Sooty o’r boced ei got!!
-Papur Fama, Yr Wyddgrug

Les' Gig-planner
Please see his own website
for full details.

Unless it specifies
with Keith Donnelly
these gigs are all
Les Barker solo.

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Beverley Folk Club
Conservative Club, Wylies Road,
Beverley, HU17 0PR  

Wimborne Minster Folk Festival https://wimbornefolk.co.uk/

Friday night concert and 'meet' session Saturday morning

The Chapel, St Helens Rd, Ormskirk L39 4QR


Cleckheaton Folk Festival
(with Keith Donnelly as Idiot and Friend) 

Folk on the Farm Anglesea with Keith Donnelly as Idiot and Friend.

Get a Word in Edgeways Festival. Much Wenlick

Maidenhead, private event.

Grimsby Folk Club
Spiders Web, Carr Lane, Grimsby, DN32 8LN

Warwick Folk Festival  


29th July - 5th August

Lake District Folk Weekend



Music at Ulpha,
Bowfoot Room, Ulpha, Broughton-in-Furness, Cumbria, LA20 6DZ

Runcorn Folk Club
Runcorn Golf Club, Clifton Rd,
Runcorn, WA74TD

Stirling Folk Club
Stirling Rugby Club, Bridgehaugh Park, Causewayhead Road, Stirling, FK9 5AP


Harwwich Shanty Festival

Cambridge Folk Club
The Golden Hind, 355 Milton Road (corner of Kings Hedges Road) Cambridge, CB4 1SP

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